Tree-woman: oh, I see, the Blue Berries are not enough for you, you also need to have the Green Berries ...
Stick: what do you mean, I need to have he Green Berries? I talked to them, that's all. You know how generous and offered they are, where is the harm?
Tree-woman: nowhere, Stick, nowhere, I did not know that you were a flirtatious kind of wood, that's all.
Stick: you do not you know who I love, Tree-woman, but you still spread rumors. Will you answer me, yes or no?
Tree-woman: I do not know, Stick, I do not know. I also saw you talking to Woman-tree, what did you tell her?
Stick: nothing, she advises me, that's all, but you will not know anything about it.
Tree-woman: oh, I know what she is talking about, she only speaks about love. I have seen her giving herself to men for years, when I was still an innocent shrub ... she has only you to help now ?! The world has really changed.
Stick: what did you want to achieve by being like a woman, tree-woman? To have lovers like she had?
Tree-woman: who said I wanted to transform myself? I am a tree with a particular form, that's all.
Staff: I see that humans were carving their love on your trunk, but their initials are high up now, what happened?
Tree-woman: leave me alone, Stick, I do not like your comments.
Stick as you wish, Tree-woman, as you wish.
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